Hullo, inter-species multi-world community of wacky insanity that no one can keep away from. What's new? Did I miss anything during my lovely stay in a trans-dimensional prison?

Oi! George! We going somewhere today?

Hey, kids. Capt'n Jack Harkness, pleasure to meet you ( Read more... )

I'm looking for a man called 'the Doctor.'

I have a few questions.

Right, hello, me again.

Just a bit of advice.

At home teeth whitening kits won't really work permanently and effectively until 2015, sorry.

And Green Tea causes colon cancer.

I want to play a game.

You are trapped in a cell. It's dark; there are no windows; and the door is shut tight. Your only freedom is a key. To obtain it, you must crush your feet. You only have sixty seconds to do this, or a nail bomb will go off, instantaneously killing you.

Do you prefer blueberry or raspberry danish? Make your choice.

So, I just faced a race of people who feeds mostly on the energy emitted by fear, and before anyone asks, no, they bloody weren't Dementors.

And it made me curious.

What do humans fear the most?

So, what are you lot afraid of?

Right, since the world seems to have gone straight to hell, sorry to interupt, but would someone be so kind as to tell me

WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK IS GOING ON?!

Between people disapearing and reappearing off of the timeline, a dalek spouting the extermination of the human race, and consequently, Brittain's prime minister, apparently wars lasting ten ( Read more... )

What's going on?

The last thing I remember, I was on satellite five, and then Rose...

No, no there was something after that.

There's something bloody wrong going on here.

There's something missing. Something big. Something important.

I don't think I'm supposed to be here.

Quickly, I need to know, has anything changed in your world recently? Does ( Read more... )

WOULD SOMEONE

*WHACK*

OW, BLOODY-

WOULD SOMEONE BLOODY TELL ME WHY

OH SHITE, CUT THAT OUT

I'M BEING HIT OVER THE HEAD

SOUP LADLES!